"SECTUMSEMPRA!"

Epic Summer To-Do List

Milan — Thu, 17 May 2012 19:24:46 +0000

Moz and I have been contemplating all the things that we would love to accomplish during the summer. Of course, our summer plans are still a little shaky, so this is a very early draft.

Try the new tasting menu at wd~50.
Have a picnic at Central Park.
Go to a [decent] beach.
Clean out my bookshelf.
Rafting down the Delaware.
Rooftop dining.
FuerzaBruta x6 … (x7??)
Magic Mike.
And Brave.
Catch up on GoodReads.

More tk.

Can’t Help It.

Milan — Sat, 05 May 2012 18:31:57 +0000

I have to fan girl just a little. Just a bit.

I Can’t Stop Thinking About This

Milan — Sat, 21 Apr 2012 14:25:07 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMU7s6cwxEM

I am seriously overwhelmed by the man candy. Call it trashy, I don’t care. I’m watching this with my girlfriends.

For Future Reference

Milan — Sat, 21 Apr 2012 06:24:35 +0000

I feel like I should be writing everything that’s been going on lately, but I don’t even find the time to read anymore. The drama that’s going on in everyone’s lives right now is just too interesting. Possible future manuscript-worthy crazy. Someone needs to get a pen and paper.

But I’m pretty sure that I have no more secrets to tell. Well to most people, anyway.

Family Time Part 1

Milan — Sat, 07 Apr 2012 13:44:55 +0000

Mom to Anja: “Remember when chocolate coins used to come out of your ears?”
Anja: “Mhm, every time I pooped.”
Mom: “And peed in the toilet!”

Mom: “Dad has gotten really competitive ever since I got him into foursquare. He wants to beat all of us.”
Dad: “You can’t check into AC Moore when you’re only picking up Iya! You have to step in the store!”

Mom: “Wow, look at the moon!”
Me: “It looks so different here!”
Dad: “It’s an Amish moon…”
Mom: “You can’t take a picture of it.”

Good times.

Protected: girltalk

Milan — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 04:09:55 +0000

Protected: Things I Learned About Myself This Weekend

Milan — Sun, 18 Mar 2012 11:39:34 +0000

Lately, I like to make lists…

Milan — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 03:54:05 +0000

Confessions:

I’m on OkCupid right now because you aren’t online.
I know I have a quiz tomorrow, but I can’t be bothered to read a depressing book on the Civil War. I’m sorry.
I don’t like that I’m a little embarrassed by my feelings.
Guy on OKCupid: just because you’re Filipino, doesn’t mean I’m going to message you back.
I haven’t been hitting NEXT on my ipod lately whenever Year 3000 by the Jonas Brothers come on. Instead, I sing along.
I kind of hate the fact that I’m screening / censoring my tweets. What the hell?
I’m a little impatient right now.

(Don’t tell me you read this.)

Things Learned from Online Dating Sites

Milan — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 02:13:29 +0000

It’s kind of weird if you recognize someone from another dating site.
It’s even weirder and laugh-out-loud funny when you see someone’s profile that you know in real life.
It is really really creepy when guys old enough to be your parents message you.
Dude, why would you post a profile picture with a girl kissing your cheek? That’s a no.
Dating sites make me feel productive about my love life even if I know I probably will not go out and meet someone I met from a dating site.
I go on dating sites more often when I’m slightly (maybe) interested someone in real life. Which doesn’t make any sense. At all.
The good dating sites that actually make you want to go out on a date? Well, those aren’t free, honey.

I have not yet learned why I have an OK Cupid account since January 2009. I’m a veteran user!!! My poor high school self was probably in a really bad mood that day.

Things Accomplish, Things Realized

Milan — Sun, 04 Mar 2012 06:13:24 +0000

Accomplished: Photoboothed at the Met.
Accomplished: Watched my brother’s coronation as the next King of Siam.
Realized: I don’t know what I want. (Please decide for me.)
Accomplished: Partied tennis style.
Realized: I am blogging again on Sectumsempra because I want attention.

I don’t care to elaborate. I’m not ready for that on the WWW.